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The Distracted Gardener
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The Distracted Gardener

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 Orchard Gate Books

Diana has been leading a hunting party on a wild chase by dragging a dead fox behind Roland. The huntsmen have found her out and a rowdy faction of the group is giving ravenous pursuit. She is trying desperately to lose them.... 'I don't know how well she knows the country,' said the ringleader, 'but the road takes a hairpin turn ahead at the river. If she sticks to the road, we can head her off by cutting across the field here. Lionel, Arthur - follow her. Henry, stay here and tell the others where we've gone. The rest of us will take to the field.' Diana did know the country well and, but for their plan, could have performed the reverse manoeuvre. 'Come on, Roland!' she encouraged him. 'Come on! Just a little farther and you can rest.' On the inside of the hairpin was a long, wooded area. Diana saw only two horsemen on her tail and had reason to think that she was outdistancing the bulk of the party. Her route round the redundant curve took her long enough to allow the other huntsmen to formulate a plan to cover all contingencies. Ahead of her, she could see the wall of the field where safety lay. She was almost there when two scarlet horsemen emerged from some trees a little farther on and stood ominously on the road. Diana drew rein and took Roland down into the Dove. Three more hunters appeared from the woods on the opposite bank. She regained the road and saw that her two previous pursuers had just rounded the bend. Diana took the only quarter left - over the wall into the field. The seven men followed, fanning out to her right. Another of the ubiquitous stone walls hemmed her in on the left. With a cry of anguish, she drew rein again. The route ahead of her was blocked by the rest of the party. Diana was surrounded as a semicircle of horsemen slowly closed in on her, pinning her against the wall. They leered at her wickedly, finding this sport ever so much more satisfying than fox hunting. Diana realized with mounting dread that she had never seen any of them in her life. 'What now?' asked one hunter of the mastermind behind the pursuit. 'We'll give her a good scare - something worthy of the chase she's brought us on.' Diana took a run at an opening in their rank. They promptly closed it and took pleasure in providing other openings that she tried with equal futility. 'Enough dawdling,' the ringleader called out when she had given up. 'Who's first?' 'Let's draw straws,' suggested one. 'It's kind of open here,' said another. 'Let's take her back in those woods there.' 'We'd better catch her first,' said the ringleader, moving in from the perimeter. 'Stay away!' cried Diana, lashing at him with her reins. 'Ho ho-o-o!' he replied to the accompaniment of sinister laughter from his colleagues. 'You vixen. We've never caught such a wild fox.' He grabbed her reins. Terrified, Diana kicked at him and beat him with her fist. 'You little... That hurt!' He seized her arm savagely. 'Please let me go,' Diana pleaded, crying pitifully. She broke free, moved to the perimeter of the group, and made a desperate charge at the wall. She and Roland were airborne for a long moment. Her escape seemed certain as his hind feet cleared the stone barrier. What followed was frightening enough for anyone watching that Diana's own experience is troubling to contemplate. The men heard her shriek as Roland pitched forward into a complete somersault, flinging her from his back. Hardly believing what they had brought about, the hunters advanced to the wall to look over. The territory beyond was not a field but an expanse of rough ground leading down into a wooded dell. Roland was getting to his feet, apparently unharmed by his gymnastics. He took a few steps and nuzzled inquisitively at the inert form of his mistress. Diana lay on her back, her right arm above her head, the other thrown out from her side - looking like a broken doll discarded. Stupefied, the hunters watched for some movement. Roland looked up at them and then back at her, seemingly lost in a world in which Diana's light had gone out. Suddenly one of the hunters dismounted, and then they all did. They scrambled over the wall and hurried down the slope to their quarry. She looked perversely peaceful. The hunters couldn't help but realize that they had done in an especially comely member of their species. As they stood around Diana, not knowing what to do, a cherry red rivulet crept out from her hairline, crossed her eyebrow, and ran down her nose, where it dripped onto the ground. Another traversed her cheek to the corner of her mouth where her parted lips held uncertain communion with the atmosphere. One man knelt beside her and carefully felt for a wound. When he lifted his hand from her hair, the palm was covered with blood. It had been pooling on her temple. Another man bent over her, his ear close to her nostrils. 'Is she breathing?' someone asked him. 'I don't know.' 'We've got to get her to help.' 'What can we do?' 'Can we stop the bleeding?' One of them tried applying a handkerchief which quickly became completely reddened. Panic seized the group. The blood supply to the scalp is so plentiful that it can bleed with a profusion out of proportion to the severity of the wound. To these uninformed men, the extent of the flow of blood indicated at least a fractured skull and brain damage. The Duke’s nephew rode up to the wall and quickly discerned the unknown woman's fate. Free of the guilt burdening the others, Spencer approached the matter with a cooler head. At her side, he knelt and studied the bloodied visage. 'I know this girl,' he said quietly, as he applied a fresh handkerchief. 'What did you do to her?' he asked, anger rising in his voice. 'We didn't do anything,' someone blubbered. 'We weren't going to hurt her. She got scared over nothing and tried to jump the wall.' Spencer put his face to her nostrils. 'Is she breathing?' 'I can't tell for sure,' he replied. 'I think so.' He placed two fingers on her wrist. 'She has a weak pulse.... We've got to get her home. We'll need a wagon. Someone go to a farm and see if you can get one.' Three men hurried off, their fight or flight mechanisms craving an outlet. 'Someone else ride back to the house,' said Spencer. 'Have the doctor waiting.' Two more fled the scene. 'Let's get her over the wall. Someone hold the handkerchief here.' Carefully, carefully - as though here were the only remaining woman in creation and the sole hope for the future of the race - Spencer lifted Diana from the ground and carried her up the fateful slope. Supportive hands were everywhere, eager to help, and she floated over the wall to a resting place beneath an ancient oak. Some of the men shed their jackets and they pillowed her lavishly. 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